Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I skipped work to stalk him.
home. puking in laundry basket.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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