Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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