Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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