i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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