so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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