what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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