I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
