well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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