I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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