I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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