It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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