question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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