i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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