finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
