So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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