Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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