she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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