i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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