would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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