Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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