yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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