eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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