Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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