Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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