lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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