We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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