Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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