Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I party with great urgency now.
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