its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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