"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Randomize
