I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
NoShamevember. You game?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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