@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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