Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Success! We fucked roommates!
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