Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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