Pregnant stripper...not hot.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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