it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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