thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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