How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He felt like a one man threesome
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Sorry about my life...
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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