I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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