I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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