so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
that is very illegal...i love you.
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