But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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