sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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