All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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