Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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