I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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