I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
