Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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