I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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