Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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