When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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