wat bout pragnant strippers??
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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