no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
this hospital has no fireball
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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