so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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