shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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