o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Shame - the story of my life.
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