if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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